This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin

This beastie is really angry and he's prepared to destroy anything in his path. These eyes are gonna get broken when this green machine comes a-knockin'. Run for cover! Avoid at all costs the Behemoth! He's got a temper problem and he's not afraid to use it. Run before you get flattened! The Incredible Hulk School: Incredible Hulk Edition